Inmates and their hair styles

If you're an inmate in jail and you have the ability to grow an afro, I think you should. The question then becomes, how do you decide when to afro it up and when to wear it down? I bet some days you roll out of your bunk feeling all jaunty and carefree like, “I'm really going to make today count!” and then you afro it up. But, other days, I bet you wake up and think, “I wish I wasn't even IN jail.” On those days, I bet you don't.