A Brief Explanation

Hello Friends,

Thank you for reading my blog.  I am pretty excited to be doing it.  Just for clarification purposes, these posts are meant to be jokes.  I hope you know that I didn't really poop in my ex-wife's laundry hamper.  I will also be putting in some old submissions that I sent to "The Vent" in my local paper.  The Vent is a weekly anonymous forum that the paper publishes every Saturday, or at least they use to, I'm not sure if they still do.

Anyway, tons of people write in and "vent" their frustrations, most of which are pretty petty.  So, I used to send in stuff too but from various different made-up perspectives, usually older folks.  I apologize if this reveals a latent age bias...  Enjoy!

Oh yeah, also feel free to share this with your friends and/or post comments on any submissions you like or dislike.  I am refining as I go! :)