A Submission to The Vent

I live at the end of a long street and pay to have the local Scouts put out a flag for the national holidays. I appreciate the service but I’m frustrated because I always get the worst looking flag in the bunch. It is old and I think it is home-made because it doesn’t have the right number of stars on it and it isn’t even really a rectangle. One time last year they ran out of flags completely and I got stuck with their troop flag hung in front of my house. It had a dinosaur and a volcano on it, which I thought was inappropriate for Memorial Day.