How to Impress People and Make Friends

If you really want to impress someone, try claiming credit for things that you didn't do. I often claim credit for coming up with the lyrics to the song Happy Birthday (English version only.)

Happy birthday to you,

Happy birthday to you,

Happy birthday dear (insert name here.)

Happy birthday to you.

I don't claim to have invented the song, only to have come up with the lyrics independently after wanting to wish someone a happy birthday...