Submission to the Vent 4

I looked forward to the county fair this year because I had finally arranged to box with a kangaroo at the Friday Night Fights. I couldn't believe it, but when the fight began most of the crowd was cheering for the kangaroo! Whose side are they on, the humans or the animals? I also thought it was unfair that the kangaroo was allowed to use its hind legs, which is technically kicking and not punching at all. He should have been disqualified.