Words and Phrases I would Like All of Us to Start Using (Again.)

Rigamaroar: The noise that a rigamaroll makes.

Slobberchops: A really messy eater. I didn't make this word up. I read in a book one time that it was a word, once popular, that just fell out of usage over time. I think we should bring it back.

Doy: DOY!!! I have been a long time proponent of Doy. It left us too soon and never reached the true zenith of its potential. Doy is like the Pluto of exclamations. It just chills out there and then gets vilified and dismissed for no good reason. (Also includes variations: Adoy, No doy, duh, d'oh, etc.)

Abadibad: When you lose something and then find it in a really obvious place. “I couldn't find my keys for 10 minutes and then, Abadibad! They were right on the counter!”

Ball-headed: A person with a tiny shaved head. Many police officers are ball-headed.

Coolio: It's handled and we don't have to discuss it anymore. “Don't forget Kory has a soccer game at eleven on Saturday.” “Coolio.”

Go downtown to hire a clown: When you pay a hobo to conduct man-on-the-street interviews with strangers while using a corndog for a pretend microphone. (Very popular in Japan.)