Columbus Day

Friends,

Tomorrow is Columbus Day! Please join the celebration... Tomorrow, October 10^th, 2011, any time you hear someone use the phrase, “the situation” in any context, you must butt in and say emphatically, “You want to know the situation? Here's the situation!!!” As you say this you must pull up your shirt and expose your bare stomach. This is mandatory. I cannot over-emphasize the importance of exposing your belly. If you love America then do what that guy from Jersey Shore would do. Seriously, it's Columbus Day. What else were you going to do tomorrow? Nothing, right? Try this for just this one Columbus Day, then let me know what you think... I bet you'll want to do it every year.

You're welcome.

JDBOC

PS. Mad Props to my Uruguayan Homeboys!  "Quieren saber la situacion? Aqui esta la situacion!"