A Note On Gender Equality

I think there would be way more heroic acts committed by females if this didn't always happen:

Person One: That was heroic.

Person Two: Yep, she's a heroine.

Person One: She's on heroin?

Person Two: She is? That explains it.

Person Three walks up: Wow, that was really heroic.

Persons One and Two: Well, you know she was totally on heroin when she did that...

And that's how gossip starts.