Summer Activities

As summer vacation quickly approaches I prepared a list of fun summer time activities.

• Go to a skating rink and ask to rent a wheelchair instead of skates because you are on vacation.
• If you take three friends with you to Paymon's Mediterranean Cafe on Maryland Parkway in Las Vegas and all four of you bring in river rafting tubes, they will give you a free Mai Tai. You can either bring the tubes to the table with you or check them with the hostess at the door.

• Walk past a karate dojo, poke your head in the door and yell “FINISH HIM!”

• Add Jello to the squeegee buckets at your local gas station.
• Create your own petroglyphs around your neighborhood then claim reverse discrimination when the cops come.

• Create your own mock crime scenes by drawing body outlines on the road then placing police tape around them.

• A weekly yoga class is nice.

I saw a Subway commercial this morning where they showed various people eating hamburgers and having buttons pop off of their shirts and their chairs collapse to illustrate how heavy or fattening hamburgers are when compared to Subway's food. One of the examples was of a man eating a hamburger in an above ground pool and the pool wall bursting, dumping all of the water and the man, still holding his hamburger, out onto the lawn. I do not recommend eating hamburgers in an above ground pool. That just seems unsanitary.