Two Things

If I get reincarnated, I hope I come back as a 1980's rapper. My name would be Sultry D (pronounced “Soul Treaty”). I would incorporate roller skates and it would be fantastic. I would be on Friday Night Videos yo! Check me out! I would skate around and incorporate little ramps and quarter pipes into my videos so I could do tricks while I rap. People would yell, “Sooooouuul Treeeaty, you're the cat's pajamas!”


Another thing that I've been thinking about is how mad the guy that made two horse sleds was, when “Jingle Bells” came out. I bet he was like “One horse open sleigh?! That's bullshit! You want a two horse sled... It's a better sled!!!” Or the guy that was a major sled roof distributor for the whole northeast, I bet he was pissed when that song took hold.