2013 New Year's Resolutions

1. I will impregnate a Giant Panda with the seed of a Tiny Panda and create a hybrid Regular Panda.

2. I will reintroduce the shout, “Mad Flavor!” as a sort of encouragement at ceremonies, recitals, etc.
3. I will stop spending so much time trying to destroy the horcrux I found. (If only I had a basilisk's tooth...)
4. I will develop a television show for Comedy Central starring Michael Ian Black walking up to people on the street and saying “that's what she said” but only at times when one is really trying to convey the message as stated by “she.” He could also say “takes one to know one” but only if he is referring to Free Masonry. The show would be called Appropriate Sarcasms With Michael Ian Black and it will air for ten episodes before being canceled!

2. I will finish developing my soft drink, “Panini” it's like drinking a Panini from a can!
3. Eat right, exercise, spend more time with my family and stuff.