Volkswagon and Wutang Clan Team Up Against Bigotry After Weekend Violence In Charlottesville

New York - In a bold demonstration of solidarity, the German automaker Volkswagon announced Tuesday that it has teamed up with the Wutang Clan to denounce racial violence after the tragedy last weekend in Charlottesville, North Carolina. Marilee Kimball, the company's Senior Vice-President of Marketing, said in a prepared statement:

"We, at Volkswagon, are excited to partner with Wutang Clan as we roll out the 2018 Volkswagon Routang Van."

Kimball acknowledged that the Volkswagon Routan's sales have been slumping ever since they started teasing everyone with the concept of a new Microbus five years ago.

"This is essentially the same as it was in 2017 but, we added the letter g to the end of the name."  Kimball added, "the 'g' is for gangster!" and gave an excited thumbs-up gesture.

Sources have said that Ghostface Killah and Method Man have both been seen leaving clubs in the New York area and climbing into waiting Volkswagon minivans.  There have even been unconfirmed rumors that Ol' Dirty Bastard may be exhumed and reburied inside a 1992 Volkswagon Rabbit.

It remains to be seen what the level of collaboration between Volkswagon and the Wu Tang Clan will be in the future but, for now, it truly can be said, “Routang Van ain't nothing to [explitive] with!”

That Large Stowing Capacity is dope!